Baloner 

It doesnt really have a specific definition. It is used to label whatever the hell you want.

The origin of the word is rumored to come from the combination of the words "balogna" and "boner"

I dont really know but it looks like a baloner!

Baloner by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010

Baloner 

When your leg feels like a lone baloney boner leglet

Damn dude i got a fatass baloner right now, gimme a sec

Baloner by sn0tj3lli030 July 4, 2023

baloney ring 

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

bop your baloney 

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006

Phoney Baloney 

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

Phoney Baloney by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

stoney baloney 

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

stoney baloney by King John the I April 17, 2009

Bazoner 

1. A quick, sudden, tricky erection that is unexplainable due to its occurrence in presence of ugly chicks.

2. Bazoning: Fucking an ugly chick.

"Dude...I know its weird, but that Lady Gaga chick leaves me with a 2 hour bazoner every time I see her!!"

"Even though she's a 2, I totally ended up bazoning that chick last night!"

Bazoner by msammaa August 9, 2010