Barneyism
Barneyism by secretfilesx December 10, 2019
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BarneySplat
BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.
Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.
An example screen would look like this:
"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.
Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything
Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.
An example screen would look like this:
"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.
Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything
BarneySplat by Telephony June 22, 2019
barneycam
A strange little video series that the white house produces that stars the presidents dog Barney. Would be a typical you-tube quality film except for its produced in the White House by all of our nations top leaders and some celebrities.
barnism
1. A distinctive doctrine or theory that there are inherent differences between peoples from barn habitats, those peoples from areas of high barn to people ratios, and those who originate from barnless areas.
2. A belief in that the relationship between barn and person leads to a mental deficiency in the realm of tolerable social norms including but not limited to literacy and theft of edible goods.
3. Hatred or intolerance towards those who live in or near barns or who have a cultural affinity towards barns.
2. A belief in that the relationship between barn and person leads to a mental deficiency in the realm of tolerable social norms including but not limited to literacy and theft of edible goods.
3. Hatred or intolerance towards those who live in or near barns or who have a cultural affinity towards barns.
barnism by Managainstbarnintolerence January 15, 2009
Baileyism
Example of a Baileyism
Private, you need to lose weight. Maybe you need to watch your food intake.
DS I am and I do not think I am that fat. DS
PVT, you are so fat that if you were an inch shorter, you would be a perfect circle.
Private, you need to lose weight. Maybe you need to watch your food intake.
DS I am and I do not think I am that fat. DS
PVT, you are so fat that if you were an inch shorter, you would be a perfect circle.
Baileyism by DRILL SERGEANT April 23, 2011
Barneys
A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.
Also referred to as Barneys New York.
Also referred to as Barneys New York.
I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?
Barneys by Maybelline October 22, 2007
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