A religion where you worship Bageebus, a female god (not goddess) who has grey skin and red eyes. in this religion you cannot discriminate, vape, hurt animals (putting pets down and eating meat is okay as long as it's ethical), use plastic bags and straws, but you can drink, smoke, be a sex worker, have premarital sex, be LGBTQ+, and eat whatever you want.

Person A: what the hell is Bageebism?
Person B: the best religion

Bageebism by its2amandimsotired June 20, 2021

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Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

Bagelism by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

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Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo

"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."

Bagelism by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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