Baileyism 

Weird sayings in the American Pageant US History textbook that come from the author Thomas Bailey.

"Tickle the soil with a hoe, and it will laugh a harvest" is a Baileyism.

Baileyism by aPasha September 8, 2006

Baileyism 

the standard of insults and quick comments

Example of a Baileyism
Private, you need to lose weight. Maybe you need to watch your food intake.
DS I am and I do not think I am that fat. DS
PVT, you are so fat that if you were an inch shorter, you would be a perfect circle.

Baileyism by DRILL SERGEANT April 23, 2011

Baileyism 

Baileyism is a religion where we warship their lord and savior Bailey

“Yeah, im apart of baileyism!”

Baileyism by Jslskzkzljzlz June 1, 2021

Billyism

An excellent religion that worships the deity Billy. Believe that Billy created the universe, along with Earth, and the original dominant species of Earth were humans and dinosaurs. Also believe that New York City is the holy land.

Hater: F**k Billyism!

Billyist: *kills Hater*

Billyism by kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza July 18, 2018

Bailinism

Religion of Bailey, the Great Cow God. Those who follow the path of Bailinism are called Baileys.

"Do you celebrate Christmas?"

"No, I'm Bailey a follower of Bailinism. I celebrate Cad."

Bailinism by Aehsn Twthei January 1, 2012

Baileys' Law 

Baileys' law states that:

Science = Magic

This law was first discovered on 8th of February 2010 by James Bailey in Westwood college, leek, england.

Mr Bailey is a fine student who's a fantastic chemist, biologist and physicist. He is also an English Language extraordinaire.
He first discovered the theory of magic in a chemistry class and realising that magic can explain everything, including the creation of the universe. He explained it to some teachers and fellow student who saw him as being retarded. But after many, many minutes proved his discovery by answering a question with 'magic', proving that magic was a possible answer.

Mrs Blake: 'What is the answer to this equation then james?'
James: 'Magic'
Mrs Blake: 'excuse me?'
James: 'it is. Baileys' law says so'

Baileys' Law by Baileys' Law February 8, 2010

baileys 

A particularly pleasant experience that just slips down your throat.Once started its difficult to stop. Particularly nice with crushed ice.

Double baileys with ice please.

baileys by Tracey March 14, 2004