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Baileyism
Example of a Baileyism
Private, you need to lose weight. Maybe you need to watch your food intake.
DS I am and I do not think I am that fat. DS
PVT, you are so fat that if you were an inch shorter, you would be a perfect circle.
Private, you need to lose weight. Maybe you need to watch your food intake.
DS I am and I do not think I am that fat. DS
PVT, you are so fat that if you were an inch shorter, you would be a perfect circle.
Baileyism by DRILL SERGEANT April 23, 2011
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Billyism
An excellent religion that worships the deity Billy. Believe that Billy created the universe, along with Earth, and the original dominant species of Earth were humans and dinosaurs. Also believe that New York City is the holy land.
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Bailinism
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Baileys' Law
Baileys' law states that:
Science = Magic
This law was first discovered on 8th of February 2010 by James Bailey in Westwood college, leek, england.
Mr Bailey is a fine student who's a fantastic chemist, biologist and physicist. He is also an English Language extraordinaire.
He first discovered the theory of magic in a chemistry class and realising that magic can explain everything, including the creation of the universe. He explained it to some teachers and fellow student who saw him as being retarded. But after many, many minutes proved his discovery by answering a question with 'magic', proving that magic was a possible answer.
Science = Magic
This law was first discovered on 8th of February 2010 by James Bailey in Westwood college, leek, england.
Mr Bailey is a fine student who's a fantastic chemist, biologist and physicist. He is also an English Language extraordinaire.
He first discovered the theory of magic in a chemistry class and realising that magic can explain everything, including the creation of the universe. He explained it to some teachers and fellow student who saw him as being retarded. But after many, many minutes proved his discovery by answering a question with 'magic', proving that magic was a possible answer.
Mrs Blake: 'What is the answer to this equation then james?'
James: 'Magic'
Mrs Blake: 'excuse me?'
James: 'it is. Baileys' law says so'
James: 'Magic'
Mrs Blake: 'excuse me?'
James: 'it is. Baileys' law says so'
Baileys' Law by Baileys' Law February 8, 2010
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