Barnes'n 

When you are highly crafty at bull shitting people.

Example: You never graduated college but you bull shitted people into thinking you did and you somehow bull shit them into asking you to speak at a Commencement ceremony for a large and well-respected university.

Would you stop Barnes'n me asshole! I know you never received your Bachelor's degree.

Barnes'n by Yep it's me June 16, 2008

Barnes & Nobles 

What ignorant people call Barnes & Noble.

Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."

Barnes & Nobles by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009

Barnes & Nobled 

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

Barnes & Nobled by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009

Barnes & Noble Challenge 

When you and a friend buy a 12 pack of cheap beer like natty ice or bush light and sneak it into Barnes and Noble. You then drink the beer with a friend and buy a book before you leave.

Me and my bro just completed the first Barnes & Noble Challenge

Barnes & Noble Challenge by kratos1234 July 11, 2011

Barnes & Noble 

An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.

Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.

Barnes & Noble by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021

Barnes & Noballs 

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.

I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.

Barnes & Noballs by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Barnes and Noble 

1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.

"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."

"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."

"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"

Barnes and Noble by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009