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an adjective saying that a person is telling a fake story for his/her own reason..
somtimes telling a story to show off or to be prestigious.

Juan is barbers, he tells his own story even his story didn't even happen...

Paulo is also barbers, his story is different from Juan's even though the story never even happened..

Juan tells that John stinks and dived into a creek.
Paulo tells that John stinks and took a bath.
John doesn't stink at all..

barbers by kingkongmokonggunggong June 10, 2009

Words you can keep

barbers surprise

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)

Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

barbers surprise by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009

Barbers Hill

Barbers hill is a scam It is a lie because kids think they know everything especially Middle school North.they are very disrespectful to there teachers and some of them think there ghetto because they’ve gone to ISS or DAP they are very outrages I don’t trust eny of these evil Kids they will mess up your durt hill!

Kid says:Get away from me your not popular!
Non barbers hill kid:Go suck a toe

Barbers Hill by Tunky Rabies March 24, 2019

barbers treatment

You and your barber touching eatch others dicks.

"Do you guys do the barbers treatment"
"Yeah son we booling"

barbers treatment by Asikxd December 11, 2016

Barbers Hill

BHISD is literally so ghetto, racist, and homophobic. Administrators do nothing about bullying, to the point where students kill themselves. Do not go to this school.

Person 1: Hey, what's the most racist school in Texas?
Person 2: Oh for sure, Barbers Hill!
Person 3: Oh yeah I agree

Barbers Hill by yamothaaaaaaaaaa January 16, 2024

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor by Dan November 30, 2003

Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

Farting like a barbers cat by Iwa b July 3, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026