barbered

To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.

Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.

by macca91 September 8, 2009

Barbered

(verb) A term used in polite company to indicate inappropriate behavior in fantasy sports.

Tony barbered another owner whose starting running back experienced a season-ending injury by picked up the backup on the waiver wire.

by Redfoot9311 September 19, 2010

Barkered

To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag

by booyaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2010

barberesser

A kick ass female that is both a hairdresser and barber.

Hey bro, you need to check out my barberesser! Her fades and line-ups are off the hook with the pantyhose barber!

by The Pantyhose Barber April 15, 2019

bartered

another word for tired/knackered

mostly used by the posh

I am so bartered after tht sesh

by beatrice hatty June 28, 2021

Bambered

When you try to tell a girl you like them, But get friend-zoned.

Ah man, I told Rhiannon I liked her and i got Bambered.

by AnthonyFreeman94 July 17, 2019

Barkered

To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity

I was talking to this girl, everything was going great till i totally barkered out and grabbed her boob

by ConfederateRokr July 3, 2010