Barkered

To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag

by booyaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2010

Barkered

To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity

I was talking to this girl, everything was going great till i totally barkered out and grabbed her boob

by ConfederateRokr July 3, 2010

Barkered

Getting screwed over or blatantly setup.

Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml

by CallMeDrew September 8, 2017

Bob-Barkered

Having your pet spayed or neutered.

I got my dog Bob-Barkered yesterday, no more puppies for her!

by Mahr-Vehl June 30, 2017

Bakered

Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.

Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.

by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

barbered

To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.

Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.

by macca91 September 8, 2009

bartered

another word for tired/knackered

mostly used by the posh

I am so bartered after tht sesh

by beatrice hatty June 28, 2021