Barkered

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To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag

Barkered by booyaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2010

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Barkered

To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity

I was talking to this girl, everything was going great till i totally barkered out and grabbed her boob

Barkered by ConfederateRokr July 3, 2010

Related Words

Barkered • Bob-Barkered • Bakered • barbered • Bakkered • bartered • Bàrķere e Danbeÿoûi • i'm bakered • barker egg • Barker Esc

Barkered

Getting screwed over or blatantly setup.

Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml

Barkered by CallMeDrew September 8, 2017

Bob-Barkered

Having your pet spayed or neutered.

I got my dog Bob-Barkered yesterday, no more puppies for her!

Bob-Barkered by Mahr-Vehl June 30, 2017

Bakered

Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.

Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.

Bakered by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

barbered

To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.

Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.

barbered by macca91 September 8, 2009

bartered

another word for tired/knackered

mostly used by the posh

I am so bartered after tht sesh

bartered by beatrice hatty June 28, 2021

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026