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Barkworth 

An insult commonly used in South Yorkshire. Often used to insinuate homosexuality of the named party.
For example:

"He's a closet Barkworth"
"Mum, I think I may be Barkworth"
"I want to shout at the heavens - 'I am Barkworth, I don't give a sh*t what you b*astards think!'"

These are a mere few examples, the actual usage of the word stems much wider. Although outside South Yorkshire the phrase is a mystery.
Barkworth by Angry Weasel March 17, 2009

Barkworth 

South Yorkshire slang used as another term for penis...
Look at his Barkworth

That's a big Barkworth

Put your Barkworth away!

You call that a Barkworth?

I've seen bigger Barkworth's on rodents
Barkworth by The dinosaw May 31, 2009

Barkworth 

A person who regularly makes a fool of themselve's in public, without first thinking of the consequences.
This good be by randomly swearing very loudly, having a paddy, picking their nose then eating it. All in full view of everyone.

Stop it! You're making a right Barkworth out of yourself

He is such a Barkworth

OMG did you see that dude with the pointy ears!?.... What a Barkworth...
Barkworth by Ashley Worth June 1, 2009

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.
As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.
Someone who has the personality of a grandmother by the time they are a teenager
Yo that bannworth cant stop worrying about me jizzing on her couch nigga
Bannworth by Gino April 7, 2005

buckworthy 

adj. - Someone or something worthy of being bucked (shot with a shotgun)
"That bitch skimped my kilo! Buckworthy peice of shit!"
buckworthy by buckworthy January 2, 2008
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