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This is another version of 'Olav'.
One does not simply become banisch. There are 3 levels of Banisch:

Ijsselstein Banisch: This is where you drink 3 beers and watch explicit footage on the beamer and make jokes about World War 2.

Pa-Wong-Ha Banisch: This is the level where you drink many beers and eat PA-WONG-HA from Foe-Wah. After this you have sex with your elderly neighbour who also cleans the appartment.

Biafra Banisch: This is the master Level where one becomes Olav. This level you drink many beers AND a bottle of Czar Peter. After this you go online on internet and fight with little children. Also you masturbate in front of handicaped people. After this is done you go home and burn down the appartment.
Whoa look!! He is really Biafra Banisch!!!
Banisch by Ralph Willemsen January 3, 2019
Words you can keep

banishment 

a time when someone is kiked out of any society due to stupidity or just cause no one likes them.
"ur mom doesn't love you, no one loves you, you're now sentenced to banishment buh bye!" counseler hommenm.
banishment by Jakken October 13, 2006
Related Words

Thot banishing day 

A national day to banish thots to the thot realm, using the spell "bippity boppity boo, to the thot realm I banish you"
" Hey did you see that thot?"
"Yeah I banished her to the thot realm for the day"
"Why'd you do that?"

"Because it's national thot banishing day"

Banish a White Russian 

To ejaculate. Used in the Family Guy episode "Sibling Rivalry".
Peter: "I have an appointment to Banish a White Russian from my Kremlin."

Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."

Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"

Banished to Brazil 

Worse than death. Worse than Hell. If you are banished to Brazil, kiss your ass goodbye.
Judge-"You are Banished to Brazil."
You-"Oh god oh FUCK."
Banished to Brazil by grumbus August 22, 2020
to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.
bitch, quit calling me, you ARE banished!
banished by projectmcl June 26, 2004

telenovela banished 

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.
M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"
telenovela banished by channel_panel November 27, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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