Bamed 

Adjective. Drunk, wasted.

"I was so bamed last night!" or, "Lets get BAMED!

Bamed by Nick Alpha October 21, 2003

BAMPED 

Abbreviation for 'Be A Mutha Puaka Every Day', made famous by motorcycle crew Mutha Puaka.

"Man, when I'm stuck I always ask myself WWJD - What Would Jesus Do?"
"Yo, FTS man - Fuck That Shit. BAMPED!"

BAMPED by Marley Davidson September 24, 2019

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

I finished to baked by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

baeddel 

Baeddel is the etymological root of bad. Originally meaning "a queer or effeminate man or hermaphrodite" people forgot all about the original meaning. Just as if everyone forgot that calling someone queer had anything to do with being gay and just began using it for its derogatory connotation. Later on trans women began calling themselves Baeddels as part of a feminist movement meant to reclaim their history sometime around 1990. Around 2016 when various tumblr users encountered real feminists trying to revive parts of an ancient indigenous language it went about as well as anyone could have expected. They should have just invented a xenogender.

Trans woman: I've been reading a lot about baeddels and I think I should start calling myself one because I'm tired of being called a man hating rapist child molestor.
Tumblr users: you're a man hating rapist child molestor! Probably racist too!

baeddel by we_dont_exist June 26, 2023

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

Hit Based

Synonym: "Foe confidence"

A leisurely used word to describe a comment that is either too confidently said and/or is used as a way to cover major insecurity that is 100% fuck no.

"As time progresses things mutate and become much different and they evolve"-Chris D'elia at 2:00 of Ten Minute Podcast's episode "TMP- Hit Based"

Pyramid of Evolution/Latin Roots:

Hieugh 'nsecure
Hieu 'nsecure
Hie 'nsecure
Hit 'nsecure
Hit Based.

Bryan *while holding a pop tart of a phone*: "I was shooting a TV show in Alaska, by the way, a hunting show."
Chris: "That is hit based as fuck, dude."
Will: "Hit based for sure."

Hit Based by Tenmidpodette October 19, 2014

Bamd 

Bamd is a term invented by Dallon Weekes, vocalist for the bamd I don't know how but they found me, often abriviated idkhbtfm or idk how, an obscure bamd consisted of the mentioned vocalist and ryan seaman it's a cooler way of saying "band"

Ryan: yo dude let's start a band
Dallon: Hell no.... let's start a BAMD
Ryan, on drums: *badumshh*

Bamd by EmoLife October 27, 2018