Anan$i: "Yo you heard from Jet lately?"
Trill: "Yo you ain't hear? He got bamped."
Anan$i: "Say you swear?"
Trill: "On God. B&E. 12 picked him up at the crib."
Used in message boards to denote a topic that should be kept on the first page through a process known as bumping. Translates to "Great topic, this should be read by everyone." If a thread is worthy enough and succeeds in generating a large pool of bumpers, a moderatorwill usually come in and sticky the topic.
Re: How to not look like a dumbass on the forums!
By: Coolio
Helped me a lot, and will help others too. Keep this bumped!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.