Baltiphobia

noun

An irrational fear of people from Baltimore, usually triggered by hearing someone say “hon”

Symptoms may include:
• Crossing the street when you hear a strong Baltimore accent
• Anxiety when someone insists crab cakes are better there than anywhere else
• Sweating when a Ravens fan starts talking trash unprompted

“Ever since his cousin moved to Baltimore, he won’t answer unknown numbers anymore—straight baltiphobia.”

Baltiphobia by LumeLightUrbanDictionary January 31, 2026

Bambiphobia 

Fear of being eaten by a wild bambi.

I have bambiphobia, I don't want bambi to see me.

Bambiphobia by heyyou77! April 15, 2017

Baldiphobic 

Baldiphobic, also known as baldiphobia, is the hatred/fear of people without hair; bald people. Baldiphobic people do not like the sight of shaved heads.

Ewww! Bald person! I think I might be baldiphobic, I can't stand them!

Baldiphobic by youdonotknowwhoiamhaha July 1, 2021

batphobia

batphobia on tiktok also known as max, that one gay kid on the side of the street

batphobia is gay

batphobia by kazkindacool July 5, 2021

Baldphobia 

It's when you hate bald people and are somewhat scared of them

Kid 1:Hey! Omg ur bald thats so gay!
Kid2:ewwwwww omg baldphobia
....

Kid3: I may be bald but at least i have a dad

Baldphobia by ligmaballz25 January 9, 2023

basiphobia 

Fear of falling. It's very similar to acrophobia (fear of heights) but not quite the same. Can also be written as 'basophobia'. Every baby has this, exept some grew out of it.

Oh fuck no I ain't gonna do sky diving dude. I have basiphobia, you idiot!

basiphobia by Casual Goth that hates you June 15, 2017

baltiphoural

relating to an imagined city or hypothetical place

Dorothy is whisked away to the baltiphoural emerald city.

baltiphoural by baltiphouralyas May 27, 2022