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Baldaphobic 

You’re against and racist towards bald people
Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic
Baldaphobic by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018

baldphobic 

Baldphobic: A term used by people of a follically challenged nature, to dismiss and discredit anyone or anything that they feel, inconveniences their lives or discriminates against their lack of wavy locks.
One friend to another...... "Hey, Slaphead! Are you coming for a drink? " Friend: "You cannot say that! That's Baldphobic....which is a hate crime'
baldphobic by 0ala 3go May 23, 2022

Ballsphobic 

A person scared of one part male's genitals, the balls.
We cannot have sex because of am "ballsphobic"
Ballsphobic by wrestling.debates December 23, 2021

Baldphobia 

It's when you hate bald people and are somewhat scared of them
Kid 1:Hey! Omg ur bald thats so gay!
Kid2:ewwwwww omg baldphobia
....

Kid3: I may be bald but at least i have a dad
Baldphobia by ligmaballz25 January 9, 2023

baldophobia

When you’re scared of bald people.
Roselyn had baldophobia so when she met her bald uncle she hid behind a tree
baldophobia by MidnightRequiem September 3, 2023

baldphobia 

the fear of baldi from baldis basics in education and learning. people with this phobia are also uncomfortable with math problems, rulers, and anything associated with baldi.
Person 1: hey dude, solve this math problem using this ruler
Person 2 (he has baldphobia):S SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
baldphobia by nardawg101 September 10, 2023
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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