Baldiphobic

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Baldiphobic, also known as baldiphobia, is the hatred/fear of people without hair; bald people. Baldiphobic people do not like the sight of shaved heads.

Ewww! Bald person! I think I might be baldiphobic, I can't stand them!

Baldiphobic by youdonotknowwhoiamhaha July 1, 2021

Words you can keep

Baldaphobic

You’re against and racist towards bald people

Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic

Baldaphobic by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018

Related Words

Baldiphobic • Baldaphobic • baldphobic • Baldphobia • Badphobic • baldophobia • Ballsphobic • Baltiphobia

baldphobic

Baldphobic: A term used by people of a follically challenged nature, to dismiss and discredit anyone or anything that they feel, inconveniences their lives or discriminates against their lack of wavy locks.

One friend to another...... "Hey, Slaphead! Are you coming for a drink? " Friend: "You cannot say that! That's Baldphobic....which is a hate crime'

baldphobic by 0ala 3go May 23, 2022

Ballsphobic

A person scared of one part male's genitals, the balls.

We cannot have sex because of am "ballsphobic"

Ballsphobic by wrestling.debates December 23, 2021

Baldphobia

It's when you hate bald people and are somewhat scared of them

Kid 1:Hey! Omg ur bald thats so gay!
Kid2:ewwwwww omg baldphobia
....

Kid3: I may be bald but at least i have a dad

Baldphobia by ligmaballz25 January 9, 2023

baldophobia

When you’re scared of bald people.

Roselyn had baldophobia so when she met her bald uncle she hid behind a tree

baldophobia by MidnightRequiem September 3, 2023

baldphobia

the fear of baldi from baldis basics in education and learning. people with this phobia are also uncomfortable with math problems, rulers, and anything associated with baldi.

Person 1: hey dude, solve this math problem using this ruler
Person 2 (he has baldphobia):S SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

baldphobia by nardawg101 September 10, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026