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babyphobia 

vanessa had babyphobia when she found out the condom had broken.
babyphobia by Cute Little Cutter December 23, 2009

bambophobia 

My friend Thomas suffers from severe bambophobia. Poor guy gets clammy and breaks into a nervous sweat when he looks at the 10-point buck I have mounted on my wall.

Babaphobia 

A fear or strong dislike for the pet names ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ whilst in a relationship.
Hey babe
“Ew, gross! I have Babaphobia”

basiphobia 

Fear of falling. It's very similar to acrophobia (fear of heights) but not quite the same. Can also be written as 'basophobia'. Every baby has this, exept some grew out of it.
Oh fuck no I ain't gonna do sky diving dude. I have basiphobia, you idiot!

bimbyphobia 

An extreme fear towards Bimby machines, due to the fact their existence endangers and even kills koalas every year.
Get rid of that machine man, it kills Koalas!
Nah, you just have bimbyphobia.

Baltiphobia

noun

An irrational fear of people from Baltimore, usually triggered by hearing someone say “hon”

Symptoms may include:
• Crossing the street when you hear a strong Baltimore accent
• Anxiety when someone insists crab cakes are better there than anywhere else
• Sweating when a Ravens fan starts talking trash unprompted
Ever since his cousin moved to Baltimore, he won’t answer unknown numbers anymore—straight baltiphobia.”