Definitions by LumeLightUrbanDictionary
Baltiphobia
noun
An irrational fear of people from Baltimore, usually triggered by hearing someone say “hon”
Symptoms may include:
• Crossing the street when you hear a strong Baltimore accent
• Anxiety when someone insists crab cakes are better there than anywhere else
• Sweating when a Ravens fan starts talking trash unprompted
An irrational fear of people from Baltimore, usually triggered by hearing someone say “hon”
Symptoms may include:
• Crossing the street when you hear a strong Baltimore accent
• Anxiety when someone insists crab cakes are better there than anywhere else
• Sweating when a Ravens fan starts talking trash unprompted
“Ever since his cousin moved to Baltimore, he won’t answer unknown numbers anymore—straight baltiphobia.”
Baltiphobia by LumeLightUrbanDictionary January 31, 2026