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Ballbaggery 

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.
Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"
Ballbaggery by El Noido February 23, 2011

ballshagged 

fouled up beyond all reason
He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.
ballshagged by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008

bellswagger 

The result of unfulilled arousal, whence the bell-end remains after the shaft is long since bereft
"Having defiled Jackie unsatisfactorially, Alan was left with bellswagger like a giant over-ripe strawberry"

bullswagger 

Look at that swagger. No, no. That's not just a swagger, that's bullswagger! *faints*
bullswagger by NoSwag July 8, 2009

ballbagger 

Someone who likes to party get naked and drink rum... A LOT. She is beautiful and loud and vibrant. The worlds best and biggest ballbagger is a Kiwi lass by the name of Shelly.
That party was crazy and out of control last night! I know that ballbagger Shelly was here.
ballbagger by Miss Wiggins April 11, 2015

ballsnacker 

One who chews on the hairy ass nasty muffs of a sack that hangs between some dum guy's thighs, that don't know how to shave!
"Hey, Steve, you have a huge damn nose and you're a major ballsnacker! Shave them funbags!"
ballsnacker by jennafunbags November 27, 2007