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Ballshave

An embarrassing typo or proof-reading failure in an important document.

Named for a proofing error in a British student newspaper which was meant to read "Previous Balls have been well attended"

However, it got published and sent to over 2000 parents and students as "Previous Ballshave been well attended."
Dear Teacher,
I apologize most profusely that my homework referred to King Cunt rather than King Canute. It was a total ballshave.
With deepest regrets,
Student

Student A: Shit - I was in such a hurry to hand in my thesis that I left in those sarcastic comments I drunkenly wrote about my supervisor in the acknowledgements section.
Unsympathetic Student B (laughing): Ballshave!

Editor: I don't mind aggressive journalism, but if we get sued because of a ballshave, I'll have your ass on a plate.
by BallShaver April 5, 2021
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ballslover32

Dream's arch nemesis
Person 1: Did you hear about ballslover32?
Person 2: Yeah, that was one hard ratio
by ArkOfTheCosmos June 25, 2022
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ballspace

The space needed for a mans balls so he can be comfortable while sitting.
"Dude move your ass over i need some fucking ballspace"

"Charlie fucking move i need ballspace"
by JonDam January 22, 2008
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Bullshivek

safe american/russian word for Bullshit!
cut the bullshivek out!
by Bradley is a farmer January 24, 2010
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ballsacea

Rosy red balls. Hot itching ballsack. Similar to rosacea of the face.
Man my balls are red and itchy! I think I have ballsacea.
by Swerrv May 9, 2009
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ballshagged

fouled up beyond all reason
He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.
by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008
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ballsheeky

A word created by David Anthony Diaz Which means a crazy action someone or something has done.
Bro you just did a kick flip that’s ballsheeky as fuck.
by Zombieboy100 November 9, 2020
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