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Ballsman 

A lanky, straight fringed downey who has very little co-ordination and attracts the least of girl, except people who accept him, which then they are called ballswomen.

A person who plays football, (ruckman) and a bloke who gets

swatted by own team mate in basketball, plus ballsmen may have a relationship with dirty Dennis as his father.

This person also has a pet who he named Dickdog. This creature accompanies the Ballsman throughout his travels across the world.

His home is often called a 'Balls Pallace' where he lives with his Dirty Dennis and Sexy Sue.

His luscious fringe covers his face, hiding his emotions while he listens to 'Asking Alexandra', some faggot gay emo band.

This was made by Liam Wood and Ethan Goldsworthy. xx
Robbo. (ballsman)
Ballsman by Licka Lotofpus November 23, 2011
A guy that wears his shorts or pants so tight that you can practically see his balls.
John's shorts were so tight, what a ballman.
ballman by ferg/duff June 21, 2009

ballsmatic 

ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being
that girl's ass is ballsmatic!

i'm getting all ballsmatic just thinking about that body!
ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008

ballsmasher 

When you hit someone in the balls with your knee then you are a ballsmasher
Bruh, You are such a ballsmasher you totally ballsmashed that ass Flavio!
ballsmasher by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016
The area between your anus and your balls.
Aarne's ballsanus smells like skiddy's shit.
ballsanus by Joe Penis November 25, 2007

Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.
Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.
Ballsandwich by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008