Ballsando
Ballsando by Really Chill Guy March 21, 2017
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Ballsandwich
Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.
Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.
Ballsandwich by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008
Balloondock
The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.
E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.
Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.
For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.
Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.
For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"
"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."
"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."
"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."
"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."
"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
Balloondock by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
ballanomics
ballanomics by Ballanomics February 25, 2008
Bailando
Girl: Where you at the Bailando this weekend?
Boy: No, but i heard it was crazy fun!
Girl: Yes, it was! Best bailando i have ever been to!
Boy: No, but i heard it was crazy fun!
Girl: Yes, it was! Best bailando i have ever been to!
Bailando by Cool101112 March 9, 2022
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