Ballsando

A musical articulation for playing your instrument "with balls".

The phrase was heavy and intense. As if the trumpets were playing it ballsando.

by Really Chill Guy March 21, 2017

ballsnot

Male semen, jizz, cum.

I pulled out of her snatch and blew my ballsnot all over her tits.

by kylaw May 16, 2007

ballsanus

The area between your anus and your balls.

Aarne's ballsanus smells like skiddy's shit.

by Joe Penis November 25, 2007

Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.

Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.

by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008

Balloondock

The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.

E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.

Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.

For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.

Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.

"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"

"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."

"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."

"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"

by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009

ballanomics

The teaching of "ballin'" or being "ballin'"

I'm bout to teach you a lesson in ballanomics son!
Yo, I passed ballanomics with a 110 biatch!

by Ballanomics February 25, 2008

Bailando

A danceparty where everyone is having fun, while under the influence of usually alcohol.

Girl: Where you at the Bailando this weekend?
Boy: No, but i heard it was crazy fun!
Girl: Yes, it was! Best bailando i have ever been to!

by Cool101112 March 9, 2022