ballsman

The kind of person that had a facebook album named "Great times with great friends" but only has 3 pictures in it... of the same person

Look at that loser, he's definately a ballsman.

by jpbuford April 26, 2011

Ballsman

A lanky, straight fringed downey who has very little co-ordination and attracts the least of girl, except people who accept him, which then they are called ballswomen.

A person who plays football, (ruckman) and a bloke who gets

swatted by own team mate in basketball, plus ballsmen may have a relationship with dirty Dennis as his father.

This person also has a pet who he named Dickdog. This creature accompanies the Ballsman throughout his travels across the world.

His home is often called a 'Balls Pallace' where he lives with his Dirty Dennis and Sexy Sue.

His luscious fringe covers his face, hiding his emotions while he listens to 'Asking Alexandra', some faggot gay emo band.

This was made by Liam Wood and Ethan Goldsworthy. xx

Robbo. (ballsman)

by Licka Lotofpus November 23, 2011

ballman

A guy that wears his shorts or pants so tight that you can practically see his balls.

John's shorts were so tight, what a ballman.

by ferg/duff June 21, 2009

ballsmatic

ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being

that girl's ass is ballsmatic!

i'm getting all ballsmatic just thinking about that body!

by aj & mel July 25, 2008

ballsmasher

When you hit someone in the balls with your knee then you are a ballsmasher

Bruh, You are such a ballsmasher you totally ballsmashed that ass Flavio!

by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016

ballsanus

The area between your anus and your balls.

Aarne's ballsanus smells like skiddy's shit.

by Joe Penis November 25, 2007

Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.

Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.

by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008