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Ballsman
A lanky, straight fringed downey who has very little co-ordination and attracts the least of girl, except people who accept him, which then they are called ballswomen.
A person who plays football, (ruckman) and a bloke who gets
swatted by own team mate in basketball, plus ballsmen may have a relationship with dirty Dennis as his father.
This person also has a pet who he named Dickdog. This creature accompanies the Ballsman throughout his travels across the world.
His home is often called a 'Balls Pallace' where he lives with his Dirty Dennis and Sexy Sue.
His luscious fringe covers his face, hiding his emotions while he listens to 'Asking Alexandra', some faggot gay emo band.
This was made by Liam Wood and Ethan Goldsworthy. xx
A person who plays football, (ruckman) and a bloke who gets
swatted by own team mate in basketball, plus ballsmen may have a relationship with dirty Dennis as his father.
This person also has a pet who he named Dickdog. This creature accompanies the Ballsman throughout his travels across the world.
His home is often called a 'Balls Pallace' where he lives with his Dirty Dennis and Sexy Sue.
His luscious fringe covers his face, hiding his emotions while he listens to 'Asking Alexandra', some faggot gay emo band.
This was made by Liam Wood and Ethan Goldsworthy. xx
Robbo. (ballsman)
Ballsman by Licka Lotofpus November 23, 2011
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ballsmatic
ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being
ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008
ballsmasher
ballsmasher by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016
Ballsandwich
Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.
Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.
Ballsandwich by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008
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