Ball Smack
Ball Smack by kcirtap naroh December 1, 2003
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Ball Smack Tax
The extra premium (in money, time, or pain) you pay when you approach a mechanic, tradesperson, or service provider with an emergency, unrealistic deadline, or unprepared project. Usually applied to people who bought a cheap project (boat, RV, car) and now want it fixed yesterday.
“He wanted the whole 1986 boat done this week with no inspection? That’s automatic Ball Smack Tax.”
“I quoted him normal rates… then he said ‘this week’ — Ball Smack Tax activated.”
“I quoted him normal rates… then he said ‘this week’ — Ball Smack Tax activated.”
Ball Smack Tax by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026
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A Eunuch’s Ball Sack
This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.
A Eunuch’s Ball Sack by AKACroatalin April 21, 2015
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The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
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ball sack vinegar
ball sack vinegar by bayou rican July 29, 2015
ball-sacking
the act of hanging your ball sack outside the front of your pants without pulling out the penis in a public place
ball-sacking by that random black guy November 7, 2011
ball smacking
Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling
ball smacking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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