Baljeetus

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Baljeetus (adjective, noun)

Describes someone who is acting unexpectedly, unreasonably, or just plain out of character, with no explanation anyone can follow. Also used as a label for the person doing it.

Can also be used as a nickname for a close friend.

Lucajeet: "My boss hit my car today"
Wajeet: "That's the Baljeetus"

Lucajeet: "Yo, what's up my Baljeetus"
Negajeet: "Nothing up, nigesh"

Baljeetus by TheBeans21 October 27, 2026

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BaljeetBlixky

Gay/vicious twirler and 50 Cent stan. Lives somewhere in South London and New York w/ 50 Cent and 22gz/coachdaghost.
When he's in London he eats James Charles ass

BaljeetBlixky and blaggae eating eachother ass in Eifell Tower

BaljeetBlixky by Blaggae February 11, 2021

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Related Words

Baljeetus • BALJEET • bajeezus • bajeebus • bajeebuss • bajeesus • bajeevus • BaljeetBlixky • Baljeetin • Baljeet Lamar

Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta

A young Bahamian. No mic nigglet. That mains discord.com. And has no life

Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta is a no mic discordian that cant pack so he types in chat.

Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta by Nigglet exposers April 15, 2023

bajeezus

A hilarious exclamation, usually not used alone.

"Whoa! You scared the bajeezus out of me!"
"All I did was turn on TV."
"But Roseanne is on!!"

bajeezus by izalex August 22, 2003

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bajeebus

an exclamation when something surprising or amazing has happened, or if you have seen something you want the person next to you to see.

bajeebus!!!! did you see that weird person??

bajeebus by spaztic555 October 13, 2008

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bajeesus

pronounced (buh-jee-zus) it could mean any of the following:

1. OMG

2. can you not

3. stahp

"bajeesus she's so annoying."

bajeesus by bajeesusgirl December 4, 2013

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Baljeet

Baljeet is a sexy beast everyone loves him no cap one of the most popular people around.

Sheesh Baljeet kinda cute

Baljeet by ThatIndianKid69 April 2, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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