Walnut

A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.

"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"

by Pseudonyms 6969 March 20, 2016

Walnut

A term used to describe an ejaculation so powerful it has the velocity to hit the wall

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: So good bro, Handy Mandy gave me the walnut of a lifetime

by Dizzy54 July 21, 2015

Walnut

swimming term: used for when a male dives off the blocks and his tail end coems down too late, making his nuts hit the water with such force that it makes a smashing sound

guy: Damn man, that was one nasty walnut you did there
other guy: yeah man, I can feel it

by Zach December 14, 2004

Walnut

(Wal-nut) Pronounced: "Wall" and "nut"
A term widely known for Marijuana. Those who use it are on the rather cooler side than the other Pecs (Pecans.) The term "Walnut" originates in the upper east side. Some refer to it as God, but others call it Whoopi Goldberg. One that takes part in such activities may be referred to as a "Nut." When one consumes Walnut, they often becomes "Nuts."

"Damn. I gotta get me some Walnut, so I can go nuts later, Nut."

by SAMFRANCANDLEEBAKE November 18, 2011

Walnut

This is when the male homo sapien ejaculates on his vertical room divider. He will have accomplished a fulfilled a wallnut.

AAHHUHHUH...damn man i just walnutted

by jabeki February 8, 2020

Walnut

When you jerk off in a Walmart and you bust a nut.

Jeff, "Bro I just had a walnut dude"
Bob, "What the absolute fuck".

by BigRussian December 17, 2018

Walnut

When you nut in the middle of Walmart.

Jeff: Man I just had the most satisfying Walnut, in the home décor department.

Blake: Dude, wtf?

by 5nak November 16, 2018