Walnut 

A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.

"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"

Walnut by Pseudonyms 6969 March 20, 2016

walnut 

A nut

I like to eat walnuts

walnut by bill November 20, 2002

walnut 

A person who likes to shop or hang out at Wal-Mart a lot.

She is such a walnut.

walnut by Bed time April 1, 2010

walnut 

Someone who is obsessed with walls.

My best friend is a walnut.

walnut by Nospmoht Fets January 29, 2005

Walnut 

A term used to describe an ejaculation so powerful it has the velocity to hit the wall

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: So good bro, Handy Mandy gave me the walnut of a lifetime

Walnut by Dizzy54 July 21, 2015

walnut 

When a female has a gigantic clitoris, and the hood is massive. The hood covering the clitoris is called a walnut.

"Hey bitch! I saw you shaking that ass the other day, and I could see your walnut through your pants."

walnut by Rigglediggle February 7, 2009

walnut 

Slang for prostrate. The male G spot which when pushed will result in male ejaculation

I blew my load when she thumbed my walnut

walnut by Veronica Moser January 9, 2007