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A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.
I saw a bald douche bag in a hummer today.
by ShitonFire July 01, 2014
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