Baldone

That one person in the friend group commonly referred to as "annoying", the "mommy's love", the one who always says he'll do something but never will. Bonus points if the person has no hair.

Hey, you said you'd go out every day, baldone!

by helicopter-helicopter November 14, 2021

baloney ring

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

by chicago jones June 13, 2011

bop your baloney

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

by biffula October 3, 2006

Phoney Baloney

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

by King John the I April 17, 2009

stinky badone

A dog named Moose. A.K.A @Moosterjuice on Instagram.

“Oh Moose, you’re such a stinky badone”

by Junior B’Gooñer April 8, 2019

Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies

A great song made on the DS.

"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"

by beefjerky392 June 4, 2020