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Balone

adj. A relaxed state of being resulting from the ingestion of THC. A slangy shorthand for the more customarily used "Stoney Baloney," which was proceeded by the short lived variant "Stonevester Balone."
Do you want to get balone?
So, you look a little balone.

Are we trying to get balone, here?
Wanna cut on the 'vape' and get a lil' balone?
by I mean... July 13, 2009
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Balone

While making out with your partner, one of you widely opens your mouth as the other person blows air down your throat. A thrilling experience. Your lungs become full of your partners air and you have now been baloned.
"Sean please balone me"
"Being baloned feels so good"
"I will balone you so hard"
by Haybae97 September 14, 2014
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Balone Passion

One Part Pickle Juice
One Part Mustard

Garunteed to get the dick hard and the pussy wet.
Shit mane get me some of that balone passion, baby.
by Kyle Snyder July 18, 2006
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stone balone

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone
by Johan kine April 15, 2014
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baconeggandcheese

A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.
Friend 1: Hey you want anything from the corner store?
A New Yorker: Yeah, let me get a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: A what
A New Yorker: You know the roll, the egg, the bacon....a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: Oh iight bet. I'll get you an Arizona, too.
by Kat9275 July 4, 2017
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Ballnets

The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.
Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021
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Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.
Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.
by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021
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