Baldman 

A boy who had had a terrible haircut and has ended up with a baldspot on the top of his head.

"Baldman show us your baldspot,"

Baldman by Bob Bobby March 26, 2007

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Badman Place 

A place you don't want to wake up in. This means different things to different people. To a fat security guard its a street full of Maltby lorries or a world without barbecues.

Who's the miserable bastard wearing the silly hat?

Its Pork Scotch. He's miserable cos he woke up in a Badman Place. Maltby lorries everywhere.

Badman Place by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

BandMan

A guy that's all about his $$, Commas, or bands. He will do anything it takes to get his money and will grind no matter how hard it gets.

Woahhh hes really a BandMan!!!

BandMan by BandMan$$ July 30, 2018

Saul Badman 

The evil version of Saul Goodman, character from prequel to television series Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul played by Bob Odenkirk.

Evil Saul Goodman be like "Hello my name is Saul Badman.".

Saul Badman by John Words January 28, 2022

ballman 

A guy that wears his shorts or pants so tight that you can practically see his balls.

John's shorts were so tight, what a ballman.

ballman by ferg/duff June 21, 2009

Baldanzi 

An Amazing Band Director under 5 foot 5 inches.

Baldanzi can't reach the chalk at the top of the chalkboard.

Baldanzi by Tenorgirl1 January 2, 2011