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baldspot by mamaboozie March 27, 2009
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Bald Spot Creep
A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.
Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.
Bald Spot Creep by Alex Carrera December 16, 2008
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Badspot
AKA Eric Hartman, the creator of the game known as Blockland. It's like Legos on the Internet, but sometimes it fails. Badspot is the master of the land, a king who draws naked women, slays ASCII monsters and stares at people. Though his kingdom is prosperous, it is filled with noobs and nogoodniks, rebels and outcasts from other games and lots of people who don't know how to talk. He is plastic and fantastic, but he has a baldspot. Sometimes he throws festivals to give sneak-previews of new additions to Blockland. Other times he is angry. He rarely comes out of his castle and NEVER speaks to the common folk. His trusted advisor, Ephialtes, runs the synchronous land of RTB.
Badspot's BLID is 0. He created the game while living in his parent's basement about 7 years ago, after the failure of Age of Time. He has many impersonators, admirers and enemies.
Badspot's BLID is 0. He created the game while living in his parent's basement about 7 years ago, after the failure of Age of Time. He has many impersonators, admirers and enemies.
Badspot by Electropositive October 21, 2010
Badspot
Badspot is a man who hates everyone on the internet. He has stolen a game called Land of Blocks, via torrent, and renamed it to Blockland.
He seems to run the game pretty well. Other than the lack of moderators, the forums run smoothly with the greatest set of rules possible.
Often little kids break the forum rules, get banned, then cry.
He seems to run the game pretty well. Other than the lack of moderators, the forums run smoothly with the greatest set of rules possible.
Often little kids break the forum rules, get banned, then cry.
ex.: Sirken flames Badspot on urban dictionary, because Sirken is an ignorant child and didn't read the rules.
Badspot by Chrono_1630 December 16, 2008
Baldspotting
Joe: Hey, I was doing some baldspotting at the yoga party yesterday
Mike: What?
Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants
Mike: What?
Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants
Baldspotting by urbanmale1969 September 13, 2011
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