bananus 

The little brown part at the bottom of a banana that no one in their right mind eats.

Only monkeys eat the bananus.

bananus by thlayli February 1, 2003

Bananus 

Making a bet involving shoving a banana up your ass and losing but following through on that promise nonetheless.

May 25,2021 u/Rick_Of_Spades made a bet on r/Superstonk that if GME closed above $200 he would shove a banana up his ass🍌🍑.

GME closed above $200 and he delivered on his promise shoving a banana into his bananus.

Bananus by u/Patty8mack June 18, 2021

bajanus 

peepee hole, vagina hole (where the penirs goes) and anus hole at once.
use it when you don't have time to say all the other words

"My bajanus hurts "( after sex)
"Where from the bajanus do babies slip out of?"

bajanus by Bajanuscreator July 12, 2016

David Blanus 

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.

That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!

David Blanus by Ligs March 1, 2019

Blanus 

1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.

What're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.

Blanus by Blanophile April 26, 2011

Bananus 

The little hole in the bottom of the banana when its pulled intact from the peel.

I like all parts of a banana, but probably my favorite part is the bananus.

Bananus by S. Kinevil Esq. February 12, 2009

balanster 

a way of saying the word 'banister' that isnt as difficult.
It also makes a lot more sense becuase you are using it to 'balance' on the stairs :

Jess maybe if you hold onto the balanster next time, you wont fall down the stairs again.

You broke the balanster when you slid down it on your fat ass.

balanster by x0jessicaaax February 5, 2007