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Bananus
Making a bet involving shoving a banana up your ass and losing but following through on that promise nonetheless.
May 25,2021 u/Rick_Of_Spades made a bet on r/Superstonk that if GME closed above $200 he would shove a banana up his ass🍌🍑.
GME closed above $200 and he delivered on his promise shoving a banana into his bananus.
GME closed above $200 and he delivered on his promise shoving a banana into his bananus.
Bananus by u/Patty8mack June 18, 2021
bajanus
peepee hole, vagina hole (where the penirs goes) and anus hole at once.
use it when you don't have time to say all the other words
use it when you don't have time to say all the other words
bajanus by Bajanuscreator July 12, 2016
David Blanus
David Blanus by Ligs March 1, 2019
Blanus
1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.
What're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.
Blanus by Blanophile April 26, 2011
Bananus
Bananus by S. Kinevil Esq. February 12, 2009
balanster
a way of saying the word 'banister' that isnt as difficult.
It also makes a lot more sense becuase you are using it to 'balance' on the stairs :]
It also makes a lot more sense becuase you are using it to 'balance' on the stairs :]
Jess maybe if you hold onto the balanster next time, you wont fall down the stairs again.
You broke the balanster when you slid down it on your fat ass.
You broke the balanster when you slid down it on your fat ass.
balanster by x0jessicaaax February 5, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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