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A Balanuj is fun, manipulative and shrewed. He can be your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. He likes to splurge money on random things, will have snickers for lunch so that he can splurge on scotch. He is a person who will tell you whats on his mind, but you still dont have the heart to trust him completely. He knows he should avoid unhealthy food, but is too selfish to think otherwise. A balanuj loves pork, any form of it. A balanuj is a bookworm. A balanuj loves wordly talks and walks.
A Balanuj is the epitome of quirkyness.
balanuj by impy0507 November 27, 2011
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when you see something out of the ordinary (like two people fucking in an alleyway) and you get so fucking scared that you shout “BALANJE”
rodney: wtffff is that pk & dc fucking!!
joe: i think it is
both: *walks past them* BALANJE
balanje by fuck lp November 7, 2019
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A beautiful, talented and smart girl. She is short and cute but also very hot, she puts others in front of others and she has a lot of friends and is quite popular because of her looks. Everyone simps for her, she is short and is academically intelligent. if you have this girl in your life, do not let her go, she is wifey material. She is the best girl ever and i wish i could have her as my girl but she is independent.
you see balanur? she is so cute
balanur by -Noah ranko February 10, 2021
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