balanuj 

A Balanuj is fun, manipulative and shrewed. He can be your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. He likes to splurge money on random things, will have snickers for lunch so that he can splurge on scotch. He is a person who will tell you whats on his mind, but you still dont have the heart to trust him completely. He knows he should avoid unhealthy food, but is too selfish to think otherwise. A balanuj loves pork, any form of it. A balanuj is a bookworm. A balanuj loves wordly talks and walks.

A Balanuj is the epitome of quirkyness.

balanuj by impy0507 November 27, 2011

balanje 

when you see something out of the ordinary (like two people fucking in an alleyway) and you get so fucking scared that you shout “BALANJE”

rodney: wtffff is that pk & dc fucking!!
joe: i think it is
both: *walks past them* BALANJE

balanje by fuck lp November 7, 2019

balanur 

A beautiful, talented and smart girl. She is short and cute but also very hot, she puts others in front of others and she has a lot of friends and is quite popular because of her looks. Everyone simps for her, she is short and is academically intelligent. if you have this girl in your life, do not let her go, she is wifey material. She is the best girl ever and i wish i could have her as my girl but she is independent.

you see balanur? she is so cute

balanur by -Noah ranko February 10, 2021

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023