Blazenstein

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a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1 foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!

That large Blazenstein scared the inocent little child while visiting the foot doctor.

Blazenstein by an unruly student... November 6, 2004

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evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

evan blankenstein by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017

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blarfenstein

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

blarfenstein by Mikey T December 16, 2004

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Blargenstein

The explicative or excited use of the word "Blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration.

A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself in-game and shouts "Blargenstein!" Then he proceeds to laugh at his distress-inducing accident.

Blargenstein by TrinityKnight(XboxLive) February 11, 2010

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Bakenstein

adj. when you are vey stoned and dazed.

Question: you want to go to the mall?

Answer: Sorry i'm to bakenstein on the couch?

Bakenstein by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

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Badenstein

A person who sees bad, does bad, hears bad because they are bad. They are normally good from outside but bad and naughty from inside and kinda clumsy.

Robin: Hi Ana. Why did you come at my place at night?
Ana: Hi Robin. I heard you were sick so I came to take care of you.

Two weeks later

Robin: I need your help! It's an emergency!
Ana: I'm not a person who has opened a emergency help institute I'm a badenstein you know. *Suddenly drops her backpack which she was carrying in her hand*

Badenstein by Rexi West January 5, 2019

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blumenstein

The name of the absolute best people in the world. They do good in school, are super athletic, and super happy people.

sam: have you talked to the blumensteins?
Jessica: omg yes they are amazing people.

blumenstein by Legs of steel November 16, 2020

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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