Bahdism 

BAHDISM is the spirit of being a Bahd. It entails being considerate of friends and strangers alike and spreading a warm knit blanket of kindness and generosity in your community and beyond.

To Help out those in need with any act be it big or small. It is to realize that if you have very little, but someone has nothing it is better to share what you can so that everyone can enjoy something.

It was an act of Bahdism when that stranger gave up their seat for me on the bus today.

Bahdism by Stakegirl July 7, 2018

Baldism 

A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.

Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!

Baldism by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017

bardism 

1: is thinking you're the best at everything, but in actuality, you're horrible at everything and act as a great douche to everyone in the process.

2: blowing off friends in the hopes of shawn white inviting you to go snowboarding.

3: being unliked by over 90% of your school, teachers included.

Man: dude, i hate this on kid, he's such a bard. he even made his own religion, "bardism"

Friend: you mean he always says he can do 540s and dunk, but really can't?

Man: yeah, he's a douche.

bardism by mustangxx251 February 17, 2009

Bandism

Used in the NHS (Agenda for change pay bands) when senior staff are too demanding off lower paid staff

This is bandism! you wouldn't ask a band 5 to do it.

Bandism by Malky Vegas October 1, 2017

Bardism 

1.) Having wild gay anal sex preformed upon you while stick as many dicks in your mouth as you can.

2.) Jacking off while crying because of your lack of friends and family members that accept you.

3.) Lying about being the greatest at everything but really you only suck major cock and make people think you are a huge fag.

Man: Dude after that douche showed up to my party uninvited he proceeded to preform bardism all over my guest room with some random gay guy, there was shit everywhere!

Man's friend: Hey isn't that the kid who thinks he can dunk and has no friends?

Man: Yeah, the only thing he can do is be a bigger fag than anyone, and he does really well at that.

Man's friend: Bard... what a douche

Bardism by Mustangxx252 May 7, 2009

Bandism

A band joke not taken offensively by band students, because they know it's true.

Todd: Marching band people are a bunch of pranksters.
Mark: no...actually that's true...
John: That's such a bandism..

Bandism by J Diesel November 22, 2009

bardism 

finding the schmuck that posts shit on the internet, and making them eat their own teeth... because the're too scared to talk shit to his face.

Bardism- when little ass bitches from morris get curb stomped

bardism by mustangxx251_is_gonna_eat_shit April 15, 2009