Bandism

Used in the NHS (Agenda for change pay bands) when senior staff are too demanding off lower paid staff

This is bandism! you wouldn't ask a band 5 to do it.

by Malky Vegas October 1, 2017

Bandism

A band joke not taken offensively by band students, because they know it's true.

Todd: Marching band people are a bunch of pranksters.
Mark: no...actually that's true...
John: That's such a bandism..

by J Diesel November 22, 2009

bangism

A religion where you tune out sex, dating , and any other distractions during the process of accomplishing a major goal

Ayo you cute let me get yo number. Nah bro that’s against my religion bangism

by Run_that_play December 20, 2020

Bandimosity

Animosity among band members or BAND DRAMA

Musicians are passionate people. When they come together, form a band, and try to negotiate through all their separate ideas, goals, or deal with the talented slacker, the band drama or "bandimosity" is inevitable.

by K. Mandall February 28, 2011

Baldism

A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.

Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!

by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017

Bandish

Someone who looks like they could be in a band. E.g. Long hair, punk, etc. Could be anyone you see on the street, in a restaurant or coffeehouse.

That guy looks very bandish.

by Cafn8me April 4, 2011

bardism

1: is thinking you're the best at everything, but in actuality, you're horrible at everything and act as a great douche to everyone in the process.

2: blowing off friends in the hopes of shawn white inviting you to go snowboarding.

3: being unliked by over 90% of your school, teachers included.

Man: dude, i hate this on kid, he's such a bard. he even made his own religion, "bardism"

Friend: you mean he always says he can do 540s and dunk, but really can't?

Man: yeah, he's a douche.

by mustangxx251 February 17, 2009