bardism 

1: is thinking you're the best at everything, but in actuality, you're horrible at everything and act as a great douche to everyone in the process.

2: blowing off friends in the hopes of shawn white inviting you to go snowboarding.

3: being unliked by over 90% of your school, teachers included.

Man: dude, i hate this on kid, he's such a bard. he even made his own religion, "bardism"

Friend: you mean he always says he can do 540s and dunk, but really can't?

Man: yeah, he's a douche.

bardism by mustangxx251 February 17, 2009

Bardism 

1.) Having wild gay anal sex preformed upon you while stick as many dicks in your mouth as you can.

2.) Jacking off while crying because of your lack of friends and family members that accept you.

3.) Lying about being the greatest at everything but really you only suck major cock and make people think you are a huge fag.

Man: Dude after that douche showed up to my party uninvited he proceeded to preform bardism all over my guest room with some random gay guy, there was shit everywhere!

Man's friend: Hey isn't that the kid who thinks he can dunk and has no friends?

Man: Yeah, the only thing he can do is be a bigger fag than anyone, and he does really well at that.

Man's friend: Bard... what a douche

Bardism by Mustangxx252 May 7, 2009

bardism 

finding the schmuck that posts shit on the internet, and making them eat their own teeth... because the're too scared to talk shit to his face.

Bardism- when little ass bitches from morris get curb stomped

bardism by mustangxx251_is_gonna_eat_shit April 15, 2009

Barbism 

The religion of St Onika Maraj.

Hey what religion do you follow?
Barbism (The best religion)

Barbism by Hagrid994 January 16, 2021

bordism 

A bordism is an equivalence relalation between maninfolds. Two n dimensional manifolds are bordant if their is an n+1 dimensional manifold whose boundary is the disjoint union of the two n dimensional manifolds

A pair of pants is a bordism between the circle and the disjoint union of two circles.

bordism by KoisterKloitch June 21, 2012

barsism 

The act of "diving" (falling down on the pitch pretending being fouled), cheating and influencing the referees to gain advantage in a football match. The name comes from the way of play of FC Barcelona who popularized this behaviour in football when winning a couple of titles thanks to tricking referees.

- "Oh come on, look at them! They're falling down and grabbing their faces in agony when the opposite players barely get close to them!"
- "Yeah, they're on their barsism again."

barsism by Urbaniak February 26, 2013

Barbism 

this religion is praying to the queen nicki minaj! she’s not only a god but also an inevitable queen. ⚠️🦄NICKI MINAJ IS COMING🦄⚠️ITS NOT TOO LATE TO SAVE YOURSELF🦄 ⚠️REPENT YOUR SINS⚠️🦄NICKI LOVES YOU ALL🦄⚠️.

“omg her coochie good i bet she’s barbism. only barbz have that goodie cooch”

Barbism by Barbie💅🏻 January 21, 2021