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Bagelscrat 

That moment when your step-sis walks into ur room butt naked while sucking on her own toes and you feel the urge to stick a single strand of hair up your fucking urethra(DickHole).
Step-Sis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BROOOO
Me: Were bagelscratting
Step-Sis: Slurp Sounds*
Me: GIVE ME SOME HAIR BABAYYYY
Step-Sis: Rips hair off head*
Me: OH YEAHH. STICK THAT SHIT IN MY DICK HOLE BITCH
Step-Sis: Ok
Me:OOOH FUCK YEAHHHH
Bagelscrat by Barnsnoogle January 18, 2019
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Ballscratch 

A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.
A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."

B) "Do the ballscratch."
Ballscratch by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls
"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"
ballscratcher by sue October 19, 2003

BagelCraft 

Person 1: Why are you yelling at your computer?
Person 2: I'm playing on BagelCraft!
BagelCraft by Layered March 13, 2022

bagelcat 

When a cat gets something stuck on its head it is quite hilarious. But when it gets a bagel stuck on it's neck it is both hilarious and dangerous. That is all.
"Lol look st that bagelcat" friend:"wtf does that mean" me: look it up on urban dictionary"
bagelcat by CooperAckerman February 15, 2017

ballscratcher

one who itches his little testicles in public.
David Garcia scratches his balls while talking to us.
ballscratcher by B-M-B April 26, 2003

ballscratcher

A golf player scratching the golfball for cleaner balls... And more precise shots..
"Either he is cheating, or he's one helluva ballscratcher!!!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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