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Bagelscrat 

That moment when your step-sis walks into ur room butt naked while sucking on her own toes and you feel the urge to stick a single strand of hair up your fucking urethra(DickHole).
Step-Sis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BROOOO
Me: Were bagelscratting
Step-Sis: Slurp Sounds*
Me: GIVE ME SOME HAIR BABAYYYY
Step-Sis: Rips hair off head*
Me: OH YEAHH. STICK THAT SHIT IN MY DICK HOLE BITCH
Step-Sis: Ok
Me:OOOH FUCK YEAHHHH
Bagelscrat by Barnsnoogle January 18, 2019
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Ballscratch 

A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.
A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."

B) "Do the ballscratch."
Ballscratch by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls
"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"
ballscratcher by sue October 19, 2003

BagelCraft 

Person 1: Why are you yelling at your computer?
Person 2: I'm playing on BagelCraft!
BagelCraft by Layered March 13, 2022

bagelcat 

When a cat gets something stuck on its head it is quite hilarious. But when it gets a bagel stuck on it's neck it is both hilarious and dangerous. That is all.
"Lol look st that bagelcat" friend:"wtf does that mean" me: look it up on urban dictionary"
bagelcat by CooperAckerman February 15, 2017

ballscratcher

one who itches his little testicles in public.
David Garcia scratches his balls while talking to us.
ballscratcher by B-M-B April 26, 2003

ballscratcher

A golf player scratching the golfball for cleaner balls... And more precise shots..
"Either he is cheating, or he's one helluva ballscratcher!!!"
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