Barnsnoogle's definitions

Bagelscrat

That moment when your step-sis walks into ur room butt naked while sucking on her own toes and you feel the urge to stick a single strand of hair up your fucking urethra(DickHole).

Step-Sis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BROOOO
Me: Were bagelscratting
Step-Sis: Slurp Sounds*
Me: GIVE ME SOME HAIR BABAYYYY
Step-Sis: Rips hair off head*
Me: OH YEAHH. STICK THAT SHIT IN MY DICK HOLE BITCH
Step-Sis: Ok
Me:OOOH FUCK YEAHHHH

by Barnsnoogle January 18, 2019

Bungesyath

Meaning anything from barnsooglin' Bagelscrat to when your neighbor's pet chinchilla accidentally crawls up your asshole and it looks like you have a tail.

Me: Hey wanna go Bungesyath
Dog: RUFF
Me: Oh you silly dogginscrarch
Dog: RUFF RUFF
Me: HAHAHA Blagleplob

by Barnsnoogle January 16, 2019