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Waffle Bag

Placing a mans testicals in the lips of a woman's vagina and pressing thighs together to flatten testicals like a waffle iron
Randy, have you ever been waffle bagged ?
Waffle Bag by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

Waffle Bag

Placing testicals in lips of woman's vagina and flattening
Waffle bag- Placing a mans testicals inside the lips of a woman's vagina, and using her thighs to press/flatten testicals like a waffle iron
Waffle Bag by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

wiffle bag 

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust
"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".
wiffle bag by BedBugBeware March 15, 2011

twat waffling whore bag 

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot
"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

bagaffled 

Getting so fucked up beyond zooked and not remember throwing up the night before
Dude John was bagaffled last night he threw up in a sleeping bag and didn't remember it
bagaffled by Bazookled March 1, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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