wiffle bag

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust

"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".

by BedBugBeware March 01, 2011

mattress encostment

Something you put on a mattress to encase it which is more expensive that it needs to be, often sold under false pretense as a prevention of a problem when a simpler more cost effective solution would have the same benefits.

Sorry I can't party in Vegas I got bitten on the mattress encostments and my card is maxed out

by BedBugBeware March 16, 2011