Definitions by BedBugBeware

mattress encostment 

Something you put on a mattress to encase it which is more expensive that it needs to be, often sold under false pretense as a prevention of a problem when a simpler more cost effective solution would have the same benefits.

Sorry I can't party in Vegas I got bitten on the mattress encostments and my card is maxed out

mattress encostment by BedBugBeware April 2, 2011

wiffle bag 

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust

"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".

wiffle bag by BedBugBeware March 15, 2011