Baffie 

A baffie is a baddie who is extremely THICC. Highest ranking baddie ;). Wears swagger clothes and is always iced out. They identify as a h20 water splash mermaid fin flapper 2000. They dont take advice from NOBODY. Baffies always be dressed to impress and they always have their nails did. They always take care of their own problems and be slaying on the gram. They never ever do their homework and never care about what their grades are because they only care about their looks and discord nitro.

Me and my bestie are baffies, u cant relate LOL. OMG look at her wig, she is such a baffie.

Baffie by baffies4life January 19, 2022

Barfield Classic 

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.

Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.

Barfield Classic by RandomShitter February 10, 2021

Screaming Barfies 

A term used mostly by ice climbers to describe the feeling of having your hands go numb only to come back to feeling with extreme pain. The terminology coming from when your hands are coming back to feeling you want to scream and barf at the same time.

I was climbing that sick WI5 but when I got to the top I had a nasty case of the screaming barfies.

Screaming Barfies by nthpro January 20, 2007

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

bafflement 

confusing or puzzling.

He was in complete bafflement over who this new girl was trying to be.

bafflement by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Biffie 

A term commonly used by our grandparents/ aunties and uncles that refers to the bathroom. It is a nice way for old people to politely make things awkward and let you know they have to go take a dump. Often say it in public places like Sears or the food court at the mall.

Biffie is often mistaken for some sort of cute way of saying BFF's and Besties but it actually makes you think of grandma grunting one out in the Smitty's washroom."

"Keep your eyes out for the washroom kiddo, Grandma had McDonald's for lunch and it always makes her have to go to the biffie."

Biffie by TimTimTimTim March 27, 2013

Bayfield 

A small town in Northern Wisconsin where kids must date non-locals in search for someone who is not related to them.

Out of town friend: That girl over there is hot, why don't you ask her out?
Bayfield student: Fuck no! She's my cousin!

Bayfield by Ba_nay_nay March 24, 2009