Barfield 

Very strong; muscular man who is secretly admired by many women. Great personality and has a very large penis.

I am in love with Barfield.

Barfield has a huge penis.

Barfield by Ben Grogy February 4, 2010

Barfield 

The person with the highest possible stress levels on the planet, they often succumb to extreme stress-bursts and are widely known for their massive douchification with everything they own/touch. The kind of person who thinks they're everything with the ladies/men, when everybody of the opposite sex actually secretly hates them due to extreme douchness. When told or proved wrong, either over entirely stupid situations, and especially in situations where they think they have a possible chance to score, these massive stress-bursts will occur. These often occur in walking massive or long distances, or just being quiet and sitting in a corner all day.

Example 1

Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*

Example 2

Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"

Barfield by uninunum August 1, 2011

Barfield 

A combination of the two words Barf and Garfield. Typically used when describing a cat’s spat-up hairball.

"My cat just took the biggest Barfield on my carpet right now."

Barfield by big stinky cat August 10, 2023

Barfield Classic 

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.

Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.

Barfield Classic by RandomShitter February 10, 2021

Rusty Barfield 

When a hooker gives a man a blowjob with less than half of her teeth and a mouthfull of cinnamon

dude that hooker last night gave me a Rusty Barfield

Rusty Barfield by Schek November 6, 2009

cheyenne barfield

The greatest girl on the face of the planet ! No one can compare to her . She sexy,cute,beautiful and very smart :) she the light of anyone's life that she knows . Everyone wants to be her and every guys wants to date her . She the upmost of perfection and no one else is even close . This definition isn't even close to explaining how perfect Cheyenne is . Just know , if u get the chance of dating her , make it last . Can fall in love with you when u walk in the room at you're friends house ;) she's just perfect ! :)

When I walked in and saw Cheyenne Barfield on the trampoline my heart stopped!

I know Cheyenne Barfield and I didn't last long but I am so happy that I get the pleasure of saying she once loved me .

Man,me and Cheyenne Barfield FaceTimed all night .

I still love Cheyenne Barfield .

cheyenne barfield by Zach C. :) September 20, 2013

Pull a Barefield

To disappear so completely and suddenly from a social gathering without anyone realizing it that even your closest friends aren't sure you were ever really there. May also refer to never answering calls, emails or texts for the purpose of not having any fun of any kind with friends to concentrate solely on school or work.

- "Dude, I swear Lisa was right here next to me just a second ago."
- "Don't worry, you're not going crazy; she's been known to pull a barefield at every party she goes to."

I've been trying to get a hold of Dave for weeks to hang out, but with the MCAT coming up, he's been pulling one heck of a barefield on me.

Pull a Barefield by pouringsunny June 10, 2011