Baesomnia

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Unable to sleep without bae; restless ; bae is not there to cuddle with resulting in a hard time to try to go to sleep.

"I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, I think I have Baesomnia."

Baesomnia by Legendaris_ October 9, 2014

Words you can keep

Boysomnia

When you cannot fall asleep because someone is sleeping over, hogging the covers or thrashing wildly. You may even really love this person creating the insomnia but the fact still remains: you need your sleep, especially before a big test! Ways to avoid: tell them to buy a bigger bed, push them off of the bed, or make an excuse as to why they or you should not sleep over.

Paris Hilton: OMG Nicole I didn't sleep at all last night!
Nicole Richie: Were you: out, making another sex tape, having a fake career, partying, or being your usual slutty self?
Paris: No, this was after that I had Boysomnia and couldn't get a wink of sleep.
Nicole: Oh!

Boysomnia by Lauren Lynch November 12, 2009

Related Words

Baesomnia • Baemonia • Bassomaniac • bensomnia • Biebomnia • Boysomnia • Harry Balsonia

bensomnia

A disease caused by the overexposure to a person named Benson. It is also caused by lack of sleep or being near a Benson.

The only known treatment is McDonalds hash brown shortly after waking up.

Man, i think i have bensomnia. I went to bensons house yesterday and could t sleep.

bensomnia by Chez Grater October 5, 2021

Biebomnia

The lack of sleep followed after listening to the horrifying sounds of a Justin Bieber song.

I listened to My World 2.0 and am now suffering Biebomnia.

Biebomnia by nightbreaker March 8, 2011

Harry Balsonia

If you have to ask, you'll never know

Hey, do you know Harry?
Harry who?
Harry Balsonia... then everyone laughs

Harry Balsonia by deep dickin till i die September 21, 2003

Bassomaniac

One who has an obsession or addiction to fat bass

He’s a bassomaniac because he gets a boner every time he hears a fat bassline

Bassomaniac by Yung Tit$ May 10, 2018

Baemonia

The incessant need to always be in a relationship

In the past, Shantell could not stay a week without a boyfriend. She had Baemonia

Baemonia by Shantellesse February 4, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026