Baesomnia

Unable to sleep without bae; restless ; bae is not there to cuddle with resulting in a hard time to try to go to sleep.

"I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, I think I have Baesomnia."

by Legendaris_ October 9, 2014

Boysomnia

When you cannot fall asleep because someone is sleeping over, hogging the covers or thrashing wildly. You may even really love this person creating the insomnia but the fact still remains: you need your sleep, especially before a big test! Ways to avoid: tell them to buy a bigger bed, push them off of the bed, or make an excuse as to why they or you should not sleep over.

Paris Hilton: OMG Nicole I didn't sleep at all last night!
Nicole Richie: Were you: out, making another sex tape, having a fake career, partying, or being your usual slutty self?
Paris: No, this was after that I had Boysomnia and couldn't get a wink of sleep.
Nicole: Oh!

by Lauren Lynch November 12, 2009

bensomnia

A disease caused by the overexposure to a person named Benson. It is also caused by lack of sleep or being near a Benson.

The only known treatment is McDonalds hash brown shortly after waking up.

Man, i think i have bensomnia. I went to bensons house yesterday and could t sleep.

by Chez Grater October 5, 2021

Biebomnia

The lack of sleep followed after listening to the horrifying sounds of a Justin Bieber song.

I listened to My World 2.0 and am now suffering Biebomnia.

by nightbreaker March 8, 2011

Harry Balsonia

If you have to ask, you'll never know

Hey, do you know Harry?
Harry who?
Harry Balsonia... then everyone laughs

by deep dickin till i die September 21, 2003

Bassomaniac

One who has an obsession or addiction to fat bass

He’s a bassomaniac because he gets a boner every time he hears a fat bassline

by Yung Tit$ May 10, 2018

Baemonia

The incessant need to always be in a relationship

In the past, Shantell could not stay a week without a boyfriend. She had Baemonia

by Shantellesse February 4, 2022