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bensomnia

A disease caused by the overexposure to a person named Benson. It is also caused by lack of sleep or being near a Benson.

The only known treatment is McDonalds hash brown shortly after waking up.
Man, i think i have bensomnia. I went to bensons house yesterday and could t sleep.
by Chez Grater October 5, 2021
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Bensoning

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".
Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.
by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012
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Boysomnia

When you cannot fall asleep because someone is sleeping over, hogging the covers or thrashing wildly. You may even really love this person creating the insomnia but the fact still remains: you need your sleep, especially before a big test! Ways to avoid: tell them to buy a bigger bed, push them off of the bed, or make an excuse as to why they or you should not sleep over.
Paris Hilton: OMG Nicole I didn't sleep at all last night!
Nicole Richie: Were you: out, making another sex tape, having a fake career, partying, or being your usual slutty self?
Paris: No, this was after that I had Boysomnia and couldn't get a wink of sleep.
Nicole: Oh!
by Lauren Lynch November 12, 2009
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Baesomnia

Unable to sleep without bae; restless ; bae is not there to cuddle with resulting in a hard time to try to go to sleep.
"I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, I think I have Baesomnia."
by Legendaris_ October 9, 2014
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bendominator

Bendominator, the creator of Brim Royale, Journey to Kevin, Five Nights at The Durr Burger and Brim Bros. He mains the Axo skin in fortnite and his favourite season is chapter 2 season 3. He also does a little trolling and is the owner of the bendominator podcast. His name is of high importance.
Bendominator is a good content creator.
by Dramataron May 1, 2022
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Bensoning

The act of running around a open world game map collecting every item along the way to only return to the start to sell everything. Considered extremely douchey and typically happens when there is a crowd watching.
"The other day I was watching Mongo play Deus Ex Human Revolution, he was Bensoning the whole time. I clawed my eyes out in boredom."
by CONDOR027 September 26, 2011
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bensonism

being a slag and betraying your friends
Person 1 "He is such a mean guy and slag"
Person 2 "Yeah, I think he has bensonism."
by truthcomesfromhere May 11, 2020
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