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badoozler 

someone who is totally smoked out on meth...

Not just your average tweeker but someone who just can't hang or has reached the delusional point in their high...a week and beyond.
"Did you hear that badoozler trying to tell me that a harrier jet was following him?"

"I'm real sure a 30 million dollar jet plane is following that homeless badoozler around town on his bike."
badoozler by King_Of_Krell December 30, 2007
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bafoolery 

This is some bafoolery.
bafoolery by ke1600 January 1, 2017
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Badoodle 

The term used on RuneScape invented by RuneShark randomly to recieve unique drops and other good stuff. Still based on luck, but still very commonly used.
Badoodle! ''You recieved 1x rare item''
Badoodle by Hakpet June 4, 2012

Bahoozle 

Someone who is a jerk, idiot, or fool.
That guy's a complete bahoozle.
Bahoozle by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

Bamboozler

Someone that pursaudes using flattery or charm.
Alan is the chief bamboozler.
Bamboozler by God’s Deputy November 13, 2018

Eye-Badooger

To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.
(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)

"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
Eye-Badooger by Michael Stone December 9, 2008

badoober 

Boobs, tits, breasts, mammories.
Look at those badoobers, they are glorious!!
badoober by Becky Servine December 28, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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