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Badgem

a very wide bumhole which can fit a babies head inside it.
Joey : I would totally do her in her bumhole

Dave : I heard she has a badgem

Joey : arg not fresh
by BUMHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 23, 2011
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Badge Fucker

A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.
Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!
by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012
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badgelor

Badgelor is a giant homicidal war badger from the "Mayor of Noobtown" series of Litrpg books. He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and delivers presents to everyones' booby trapped houses on the night before Grebthar's day.

Presently, he has teamed up with Jim (hapless noob, riding on the fame of everyone's favorite curious puppy) to kill the betrayer: Charles.
'Badgelor has been patient, or at least as patient as a homicidal badger can be. With the celebration of Grebthar Day, it's finally time to go get Charles! Nothing is going to stop Jim and his companions, not even the signs of the Dark Overlord's return. This adventure could be Windfall's greatest yet, or it could be its absolute downfall.' -- Dungeon of Noobs
by BrainSlugs83 June 27, 2021
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Badger Material

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?
by TheMeis June 7, 2018
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55 overall with no badges

Someone who is so bad at basketball. Flightreacts
You're so bad you're like a 55 overall with no badges
by Kovacs01 December 23, 2016
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minty-badger

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles
by deep fryd June 2, 2013
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Badgermill

From Old French, Badgermille, meaning "The place one grinds a badger."

1) n. Is fiasco
2) n. Like a pepper mill, but instead, for badgers
3) n. An action in Olympic fencing, similar, but not quite, to a preparatory action.
3) v. To get physically abused for little or no pay
1) That was the most poorly organized event I have ever seen. It was a total badgermill.

2) Would you like some grated badger with your meal? I hope so, since I just bought this new badgermill.

3) Badgermill. Attack. Touch. Point.

4) Last time I was badgermilled I said I would never come back, but you know me, I'm a masochist.
by Benny the Badger May 18, 2011
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