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bad life 

Locked inescapably in a life that is undesirable and difficult to tolerate. You live at home and you are 30, you are rapidly losing friends and you hate yourself so you don't want to spend time with the ones you have left, you are technically bankrupt, you can not get a hard on, you are afraid to go out in the street and you have no job.
all the above stuff is true about me, i have a bad life.
bad life by bob the hater August 13, 2006
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Bad Life Choices 

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.
It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.

Bad Life Choices 

Justin Biebers life
" Don't do a Justin Bieber " = Bad Life Choices
Bad Life Choices by Romeo 69 August 6, 2016

bad life decision 

A decision that results in regretful mornings and bruised knees. A bad life decision is any hilarious decision committed under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or diner food. The term is often shortened to its acronym BLD.
Passed out naked one night in bed. Woke up to find roommate and girlfriend sitting talking. With no way to get clothes with out being exposed i laid in bed with a blanket. Missed two classes until they left and failed one. Yes a bad life decision. - taken from www.badlifedecisions.com

If they have a bad week, we have a bad life 

A phrase made popular by Kanye West when he was standing on a table at a meeting defending Elon Musk where West was quoted saying “If Elon has a bad week, we have a bad life”. This phrase is used to show the importance of how if we knock down one person who is taking care of other people it can sometimes affect the people that person takes care of in very harmful ways, and that maybe we should consider leaving certain people alone in certain situations for the sake of the the greater good or for the sake of who that person takes care of.
Kids: Mom & Dad look worn out and stressed this week. If they have a bad week, we have a bad life. So we need to give Mom & Dad a break this week.

bad hair life 

I keep hearing people talking about having a bad hair day. Well, I have a bad hair life
bad hair life by Una Malachica March 23, 2008

bad at life

to be really good at one or more skills. to accomplish something that not alot of people can say they have done in ones life time.
why are you so bad at life?

oooooo....bad at life.
bad at life by trevor gill July 27, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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