A questionable condiment that gained popularity after recieving the rare "Jon Stewart Bump" when he ate a sausage wrapped pancake on a stick dipped in baconaisse and proclaimed, "Its like my tongue just took a shit in my mouth!"
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.
Charlie: This sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick is too dry and nutritious to eat for breakfast.
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!
by kelsey4real September 5, 2011
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Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.
Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.
Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.
Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.
Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com
randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"
by Tantrums August 29, 2009
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The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014
Get the Baconaise mug.A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.
Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"
by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010
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It can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. It is even Kosher certified.
It can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. It is even Kosher certified.
by nuclear powered superman June 19, 2009
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by Koff September 16, 2011
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