baconaisse 

A questionable condiment that gained popularity after recieving the rare "Jon Stewart Bump" when he ate a sausage wrapped pancake on a stick dipped in baconaisse and proclaimed, "Its like my tongue just took a shit in my mouth!"
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.

Charlie: This sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick is too dry and nutritious to eat for breakfast.
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!

baconaisse by kelsey4real September 5, 2011

baconkissed 

Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.

Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.

Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com

randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"

baconkissed by Tantrums August 29, 2009

Baconnoisseur 

An expert on Bacon.

Jack is quite the baconnoisseur.

Baconnoisseur by Zmoosk May 19, 2010

Baconaise 

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

baconass 

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.

Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"

baconass by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010

baconnaise 

The greatest food ever tasted by mortals. Essentially spreadable bacon.

It can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. It is even Kosher certified.

Baconnaise + bacon + bacon bits = the world peace.

baconnaise by nuclear powered superman June 19, 2009

baconise 

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.

Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised

baconise by Koff September 16, 2011