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A Backwards-G
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A Backwards G is when you intend to do something but it doesn't look, sound or end-up anywhere near how you wanted it to look or sound.

A Backwards G

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I thought I would start my new song in G but I mixed-up and hit an F/C which sums up many of my intentions in this Life; A Backwards-G

Backwards-G by towilmusic August 5, 2026

backwards girl

A girl that paves her own path and refuses to follow others.

The backwards girl refused to do today what she could put off until tomorrow.

backwards girl by Austay May 16, 2018

backwards goat

Oral sex on all fours.

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.

backwards goat by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016

backwards grinding

When someone's butt is rubbing against your back at a rave.

Omg that's the girl that was backwards grinding on me at the dance last night

backwards grinding by Jsishdishesj November 8, 2015

backwards goggles 

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.

Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!

backwards goggles by Storythistle March 9, 2017

Backwards granny 

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

Backwards granny by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017

Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump 

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.

Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."

Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015