Unlike my poor mistaken
friend who mistakenly defined the word as something else, I know what backstroke actually is. The perfect stroke, relying on actual physical strength, ability and will, unlike breastroke, which is dominated by three-foot tall dwarfs with no swimming
talent and enormous feet. If you've actually watched swimming before, you know that it takes a sound backstroke leg to win the 400
IM or give your relay a win. Backstrokers tend to be more manly, and have fun playing games
like "Dunk the breastroker."