Unlike my poor mistaken
friend who mistakenly defined the word as something else, I know what backstroke actually is. The perfect stroke, relying on actual physical strength, ability and
will, unlike breastroke, which is dominated by three-foot tall dwarfs with no swimming
talent and enormous feet. If you'
ve actually watched swimming before, you know that it takes a sound backstroke leg to win the 400 IM or give your relay a win. Backstrokers tend to be more manly, and have fun playing games like "Dunk the breastroker."