blackstroker

the name that refers to any badass black backstroke swimmer

Every badass swimteam needs a blackstroker.

by ctub April 21, 2011

Hillbilly Backstroke

When Morgan Wallen fucks your girl reverse cowgirl and she makes a backstroke movement with her arms while doing so.

Man, my girl got fucked by the mean man with the mullet. She said he gave her the hillbilly backstroke.

by Fogle johnson September 18, 2020

Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010

backstroke for days

A reference to "Free! Eternal Summer", the sequel to " Free! Iwatobi Swim Club" Where when advertising the swim club, Makoto Tachibana announces when introducing himself, ( he is clearly nervous), that he " Has backstroke for days! And traps just as long". It became a meme for the fujoshi's who watch it.

Me: Makoto has backstroke for days, especially for Haru.
Other person: to bad Haru belongs to Rin
Me: FIGHT ME MAKOHARU FTW KYS RINHARU!

by KaiChan~ March 12, 2017

Backstroke oversea

A metaphor for drinking alcohol. Kendrick Lamar used this metaphor on his 2012 song, "Swimming Pools."

We're gonna backstroke oversea everyday this summer!

by Gabe H. Coud September 30, 2021

Backstroke

Unlike my poor mistaken friend who mistakenly defined the word as something else, I know what backstroke actually is. The perfect stroke, relying on actual physical strength, ability and will, unlike breastroke, which is dominated by three-foot tall dwarfs with no swimming talent and enormous feet. If you've actually watched swimming before, you know that it takes a sound backstroke leg to win the 400 IM or give your relay a win. Backstrokers tend to be more manly, and have fun playing games like "Dunk the breastroker."

Idiot Breastroker: OMFG ILY BREASTROKE! It's liek so kewl!
Me: Do you need help?
Idiot Breastroker: *Puts suit on inside-out* Let's do an 800 breast!
Coach: STFU.
Me: *Smiles*

by Hopsicles 2.0 January 26, 2010

blackstroyed

Really, really (really) drunk. Derived from a combination of blacked-out and destroyed.

I meant to just have a couple drinks and get a little tipsy at the party, but ended up finishing a fifth by myself and getting blackstroyed.

by Serephan April 22, 2010